I found this in TBone's War Journal

I am going to make the introduction short boys and girls: Thhe following is the policy the United States should take as its own in regard to third world nations.

Since congress does not want to spend any more money on this war, our mission in Iraq is complete. This morning I gave the order for a complete removal of all American forces from Iraq. This action will be complete within 30 days. It is now time to begin the reckoning.

Before me, I have two lists. One list contains the names of countries which have stood by our side during the Iraq conflict. This list is short.(United Kingdom, Spain, Bulgaria, Australia, and Poland are some of the countries listed there.

The other list contains everyone not on the first list. Most of the world's nations are on that list. My press secretary will be distributing copies of both lists later this evening.

Let me start by saying that effective immediately, foreign aid to those nations on List 2 ceases immediately and indefinitely. The money saved during the first year alone will pretty much pay for the costs of the Iraqi war.

The American people are no longer going to pour money into third world Hell-holes and watch those government leaders grow fat on corruption. Need help with a famine? Wrestling with an epidemic? Call France.

As you can see, the last phrase "Need help with a famine? Wrestling with an epidemic? Call France." Is now under the name of my site, this is because I love this statement. But I will get to the french later.

I Was Reading Fox News...

This is LIVING PROOF that we do indeed, have senators that are completely, totally, undeniably, retarded. Check this out boys and girls I was reading foxnews.com at 1:50 this morning and came across this story. I read it and wanted to scream. you will to. (Please note that the following is utter stupidity at its worst.)

WASHINGTON — Military lawyers on Thursday elaborated for a Senate panel how they arrived at the decision that "aggressive" tactics on terror detainees at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba, were humiliating and degrading, but not illegal.

We did express oppositon to certain things that were being proposed. Other things we did not, and I believe that our opposition was accepted in some cases and maybe not all in all cases," said Maj. Gen. Jack Rives, a lawyer for the U.S. Air Force.

The military lawyers said detainees at Guantanamo Bay were not covered by rights accorded prisoners under the Geneva Conventions, because they fought for the Taliban or Al Qaeda, neither of which accepted or applied Geneva Conventions, or fell under the definition of regular military forces.

Gen. Richard Myers, chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, defended practices at Guantanamo, arguing that detainees are dangerous and have provided valuable intelligence in the War on Terror.

"You've got folks that are very, very bad — crimes against civilization, crimes against humanity, would kill your sister or brother or grandchild in a heartbeat, they don't care," Myers said.

Even so, senators rejected the idea that Guantanamo detainees aren't covered by the Geneva Conventions.

"I find that enormously troublesome myself, why we have a dual standard," said Sen. Ted Kennedy, D-Mass.

Kennedy was referring to Geneva Convention standards that applied at Iraq's Abu Ghraib prison, but not at Guantanamo Bay. Similar tactics such as sleep deprivation, menacing detainees with dogs and tormenting them in sexually suggestive ways were used in limited cases in both facilities, but were not authorized at Abu Ghraib.

Senator Kennedy... YOU ARE A RETARD! The dual standard is A PART OF THE GENEVA CONVENTION one of the main purposes of the dual standard is to REMIND you to follow the geneva convention. Hola sen. Kennedy, tu halba engles?! Aperently not! Gah!

Arizona Republican Sen. John McCain, who was subjected to torture for five and a half years while in captivity in a North Vietnamese prison, said these techniques endanger U.S. fighting forces.

"What happens next time when a conflict with an American not in a uniform on some kind of clandestine operation — such as our people who were in Afhganistan in civilian clothes — is captured? What kind of protections do you think that that American service man or woman is going to get?" McCain asked.

Several lawmakers have recently visited the Camp Delta prison at Guantanamo and have expressed support for keeping the facility open, but lawmakers on Thursday said Congress must accept some of the blame for failing to draft a new law on processing enemy combatants

Maybe if congress hadn't decided to sit on their thumbs about the whole war effort they might have thought of it.

"The Congress has been AWOL here. We've criticized and we've appaulded but we've been absent when it comes to designing policies," said Sen. Lindsey Graham, R-S.C., who also is a lawyer for the Reserves.

Good job Sen. Lindsey! Of course its a republican who realizes congress was having a collective brainfart, republicans have brains!

"It seems to me Congress has been derelict, derelict in not meeting it's responsibilites," said Sen. Ron Wyden, D-Ore.

Now kids, heres something you'll never see again: A democratic senator actually making an intelligent statement. You get a gold star Sen. Wyden!

The military's top lawyers said they doubted whether Congress could write a law covering the handling of military detainees that would satisfy federal courts now reviewing various detainee appeals.

If only they knew how true this statement was. And the best part is, they said it to their faces!

"Regardless of what happens, we're going to stay in litigation. I don't know that that's apanacea," said Daniel J. Dell’Orto, principal deputy general counsel for the Department of Defense.

Kennedy has been one of Congress' most aggressive critics of Guantanamo Bay. Late Thursday, the senator's office announced Kennedy will visit Guantanamo on Friday, returning in the evening.

Ok, lemme say a few things.

1:OMFG... thats all for number 1.
2:Is senator kennedy really that mentally impared or does he do it JUST to piss those of us with a brain, off?
3:I think congress in general needs to go back over the geneva convention, just to refresh their limited memories.

Well kids, I hope you found that as mentally stimulating as I did. This is Mr. Conservative, signing off.

The Boy Scouts... A Cult?...

Hello boys and girls once again. Mr. Conservative with another WTF moment comin at ya.


"In California, the Boy Scouts have been labeled a religious group/cult because they have a written handbook of rules, initiations ect. And they regularly read from it. They were evicted from their camp in northern California a few weeks ago and their annual jambori is also begin threatened." -Rush Limba

This just takes the cake folks, I mean, the friggin Boy Scouts? Please! I am suprised Schwartzineger has allowed this to continue, he is after all a republican, though unfortunetely he isn't what I call a "Republi-tave" or republican/conservative. This is an outrage in my books people and therefore, has earned the "WTF o' the Day" spot. Thank you

Sincerely, Mr. Conservative

My First WTF Moment

Greetings one and all and welcome to Mr. Conservative's WTF o' the Day!


This is my first blog, I am proud to announce, and I am going to be and blunt and rough as I can towards liberals without crossing the line into vulgarism. Please bare with me as I am new to this.

today's WTF momenet is:

"In the muslim community today there was an announcement from the head mullah (prophet) which said. 'Allah has sent me a vision, anyone who follows the law of the Koran (muslim holy book) shall not receive 70 eternal virgins but 100' " -Michael Medved

Now most of are saying "Why, Mr. Conservative, is this a WTF moment... well... because most of the law of the Koran talks about killing infidels (non-muslims) to further your claim of the universe when you die... hmm... Its amazes me sometimes, how incredibly evil this world is becoming.